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There was a sales seminar for women last week. This is what they were taught: The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of 'Marketing.' Well, here it is:

I cant stop laughing at this video. When the guy hits the sign, between the sound he makes and the way his body flips, even the guy holding the camera cracks up. This is also the worst bike stunt jump attempt I have ever seen

These are some of the most awful attempts that you will see to be cast in a kung fu fighting movie. They might not be very good but they definitely are entertaining. You cant help but laugh at how pathetic they are.

Be careful what you wish for.

A young woman walks into a doctor's office complaining about a rash on her chest. Upon examination, the doctor discovers the rash is in the shape of a 'Y'. The doctor asks the woman if she can think of anything which might explain it.

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

Little Johnny likes to gamble. So his dad calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."